oknope:

the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza.


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ticklemebmo:

"I only lost the engines…That was a good landing"

- Anyone who’s ever played Kerbal Space Program.


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Reblog if you say “fuck” more than 5 times a day.

(Source: thoughtsofacoolkid)


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dendropsyche:

Oh, wait, you said ”SEND NUDES”? I thought you said “SEND NUKES” hahaha whoops uh i guess you should evacuate your city or something


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its-4-am:

davidbyrne:

being a cute dude seems so easy like just clean yourself regularly and wear decent clothes/shoes and don’t have horrible views on everything and you’re there. like there is so little competition. that seems so easy

Wow.

I lol’d.
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reblog if you want your followers to tell you one thing they secretly think about you
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